I am really not the type of person who would make fun of another German’s English, but in this case I just had to… A German guy on MySpace wrote in his About Me section:

im a german man from kaiserslautern….(K-town-germany) when u lick a contackt whit me tell me over my yahoo add xyz .or icq 123 ok see yaaa holla back!:-) im so 1,90 big

Hah. Lick a contact? Yeah, whatever, but maybe someone should inform him that big is only used in conjunction with certain body parts, because no way is this guy 1.90m big!!! Haha… But he sure got the ghetto slang down. Holla back! *insert eye roll*

And to make up for this spitefulness towards a fellow German, I am also going to make fun of the German language. This goes into the category of “What the hell were they thinking?” Would you like to live in a town called Mückenloch (mosquito hole) or Eiterbach (pus creek)? Yeah, me neither… but apparently some people do live there, because they are destinations of two bus lines here.

And then there is this town in Austria called Fucking, but that’s an old one…

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